It speaks!

I'll post as many details of the process as I can in the next few days. First, the list of parts (not including wiring, solder, etc...):

Arduino Diecimila
Adafruit Motor Shield
Wiichuck adapter
BJ Bearytales (Also available in the 9th circle of hell if Toy's R Us is out)
Wiichuck
Voice Recording Module

And other assorted accessories...